His idea is that you could only get an abortion, and it would be paid for with tax-dollars, if you went on national television and named your baby, and then sewed a shirt for it.
He said it’d cut abortion by at least 99%.
Does the shirt have to be sewn? Say I prefer knitting, would this be acceptable? Also, in the event I wished to knit matching booties, mittens, and a hat, could that replace the shirt, or does it HAVE to be a sewn shirt? Do I have to put the initial of my fetus monster on said shirt, or can it be plain? Can I make the shirt vertically striped, or should it be horizontally striped? Can a choose my design pattern based on baby gap? If it’s winter can I throw in an extra little knit scarf?
Can I choose what station I would like to appear on? Can I request that there be no commercial interruptions? Will Oprah be hosting? Actually, can I appear on Rachel Maddow instead? Since PBS isn’t going to be cut anymore would it be acceptable to present my babies name and matching knit outfit on Sesame Street?
Do I have to keep the outfit with/without stripes and/or an initial after my abortion, or can it be donated to starving welfare children?
I think that it would also be useful to note that women who choose to appear on television should also have to wear a large embroidered A (for abortion) on all of their tops for the rest of their lives. That being said, can I decorate my A with gold thread?
Oh, but Obama really cares about the poor… by making sure they can’t get jobs.